IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE SOMEONE MADE THE JOKE
(via artisticallycapricious)Source: captainjasontodd
I have begun Full-Shave November.
This is fucking awful. HOW DO YOU DO THIS????
I was in the shower shaving for like… 45 minutes, and I STILL had to forgo shaving one of my legs because I was concerned I was running late for lunch (it turns out I wasn’t, but whatever).
I also ruined my razor, because I didn’t think to trim any of my hair first, but that’s okay.
Also look at all that fucking hair. There’s so much of it. I had no idea I had that much hair on me.
Tomorrow I will shave my left leg and run clean-up on basically everywhere else (it’s pretty patchy).
Aren’t you supposed to grow a mustache? what the fuck is full shave november.
The opposite of No Shave November. Lots of women get flak for participating in No Shave November and letting their body hair grow out (I can’t find the post with a bunch of screencapped tweets about it, but this is the next best thing), but the vast majority of guys (myself included) have absolutely no idea what a pain feeling like you have to shave your body hair is like. So, for the entirety of the month, I will be shaving my legs, chest, and armpits on a regular basis (as well as my usual regimen of shaving my face).
This idea. I like it. Another.
(via bolilo)Source: kvothetheraving
Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want to take me on.
Please please these are super cut cute
yeah do this
can u pls i beg u
(via torobaroba)Source: heichopoo
perks of having friends from other countries:
- they so cute hngggg
- cute accents
- something to brag about to your real life friends
- they think youre cute when your real life friends dont
cons of having friends from other countries:
- you have to get up so early or stay so late just to talk to them
- you cant hug them
- you cant kiss them
- you cant touch them
- you cant
- it hurts
- </3 </3
(via yadokings)Source: virginsacrificer
at New York’s Worlds,
and around my deck of cards,
my fingers were curled.
I faced none other than,
Magic’s Lead Designer,
you know him as MaRo,
or “Mark” to be finer.
I managed a win,
a feat quite indeed,
and for it he gave me,
a Gifts Given promo: I squeed.
and every year since,
we’ve made a promo card,
and likely every year hence.
My poem ends soon,
with its rhymes quite slant,
I try as I might,
But my rhythm is scant.
This isn’t for pain,
nor to cause any fear,
but actually to share,
the new promo for this year.
(via yomommasofat)Source: mtgfan
(yelling) gay (normal voice) lesbian (muttering) bi….. sexual……. (confused whispering) tr…………… tran…….. trans…………..ss…………………………… (booming voice in the background) ＳＴＲＡＩＧＨＴ ＡＬＬＩＥＳ
This sums up representation of LGBT pretty damn well
(sign language) pansexual (morse code beeps) asexual
(via xenahort)Source: lupercos
Nintendo of America just publish this photo on their instagram, A limited Edition Pokemon XY 3DS over a secret file that contains Nintendo Big Plans for 2014.
wait berries can’t be transfer from BW/BW2!
And then we got this hold item that does absolutely nothing in XY, maybe…we will have to wait until 2014 to get some answers on this.
(via h4unters)Source: pokemon-global-academy