This is teal.

fuck-yeah-titties-and-jazz:

most beautiful line from an hsm fanfic ever:

“troy was horny as fuck. his head was in his pants, not in the game”

(via jinglebell-whistle)

when something happens in your fandom but none of your friends are in it 

(via marazure)

theftm:

ryansallans:

No longer will the Social Security Administration require surgery to change a person’s gender within their database.

Following guidelines put forward by both the federal government for passport changes, and many States’ DMV, individuals can have their gender changed by sending a letter from their medical provider (a sample is shown within the following link) https://secure.ssa.gov/poms.nsf/lnx/0110212200

Huge news. 

(via mommadeankat)

queermisandry:

how i feel representation works right now? 

cupcakedrawings:

my life

WHY CANT I DRAG HASHTAGS TO READ THEM ALL ANYMORE ;;

• me: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
• parents: okay, let me just get dressed..AND CALL THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD, CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE, WRITE A BOOK, MAKE A 3 COURSE MEAL, DIG A HOLE TO CHINA, FIND A CURE FOR CANCER.
• parents: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
• me: *putting shoes on*
• parents: GOD DAMN WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG TO DO EVERYTHING.WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THAT THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU. YOU ARE SO SELFISH.

a-muser-in-a-trench-coat:

osamah:

PRESS J AND THEN SHIFT R

(via jinglebell-whistle)

• Brooke: Soooo are we gonna do a Deadman tonight?
• Brooke: I DON'T MEAN SEXUALLY DO STUFF TO A DEAD MAN
• Brooke: I MEAN
• Brooke: DEAD MAN WONDERLAND
• Brooke: WHAT
• Brooke: THIS IS ONLY GETTING WORSE
• Sayoko Elysia (Andrea): OMFG
• Sayoko Elysia (Andrea): IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL HAVING SEX WITH A CORPSE? "DEADMAN WONDERLAND"
• Sayoko Elysia (Andrea): I CANT BELIEVE YOU BROOKE

yomommasofat:

Eric Klug has done many things since I last expressed my love for him and his work. Nobody paints Magic cards like he does.

tournesolmange-homme:

Aluna the dik dik is only 8 inches tall.

She didn’t bond with her mother, so she’s being raised by hand by the luckiest zookeeper ever at the Chester Zoo.

(via cows-quack)

(via snowyquaggan)

i do not handle being upset very well, do I? Andrea says to herself, as she tries to give a logical reason to herself to calm down in futility

dalestuckies:

i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck

(via gibblegabber)

bloodysigils:

do you ever cry because you’ve somehow managed to gain a truly fucking amazing person as your friend? and just think about how fucking blessed you are for their existence and how in some previous life you must have done something fucking amazing to deserve them in this life? DO YOU?

(via mishacakes)